I don't like blogs.
I am inexplicably backwards sometimes. I've been on the internet since I was a kid, and yet I'm miserable at web design. When I finally decided to make a damned page, a highly intelligent and sexually attractive friend of mine recommended the use of WordPress. After trying it out I quickly decided that I despised it.
I just don't like the way most blog formats organize stuff, I don't like the way they archive entries that I want to go back through, I don't like the things they do to the simple clarity of URLs. LJ's been a minor exception because I don't actually intend anything useful with it, and I use the free version which doesn't hit me in the balls with a painful jingle-jangle of bells and whistles.
So I went ahead and just browbeated my girl into HTMLing me something simple and straightforward and tossed it up with the occasional minor adjustment.
A voice in the back of my head, however, made comments about, well, comments. "This is web You Point Oh!" it wheedled at me. "Remember when e-mail happened and nobody wanted to bother with letters anymore? Well now there's comments and nobody wants to bother with e-mail anymore! If you want any feedback you're going to need comments, and that comes with the horror that is a Blog Format!"
I of course told this voice very angrily what it could do with itself and declared that the end of that. My online writing is an exercise, if anything, and I figured that if anybody really wanted to comment on my horseshit, they could request it. I was smug in the fact that nobody ever would.
So, now somebody has asked for the ability to comment on chapters of The Magical Brothers. I sit here with a foul expression on my face, fuming, while the voice in my head laughs and laughs. You're a dick, voice in my head.
So I'm asking people: Is there some widget thingamajig I can plug into my site that will allow comments without having to actually switch over to a blog format? I spotted something called Disqus that looks like it might be what I want, but it also makes a lot of noise about some big revolutionary networking thing and my immediate reaction to wide-eyed sweeping stuff like that is fuck off. I may be grossly misinterpreting it, but I am still wary. I want my own little cave for people to crawl into and leave wall-carvings in, that's it.